Pish posh pumpkin squash.
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what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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#funny #text 
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harry styles + bad jokes + tumblr

you’re welcome, internet

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my sister’s view on one direction’s fashion sense:

  • louis: “smoked weed once and won’t let anyone forget it”
  • zayn: “posh college student ft. laid back beyonce”
  • harry: “hippie mom that’s a little too happy about being pregnant”
  • niall: “frat boy… might’ve sucked some dick but no one judges him”
  • liam: “he looks like he’s about to get into a rap battle”

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#funny #animal 
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#funny #animal 
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Mathilde Nivet is a French art director and set designer based in Paris, working for years in the paper field, using it to create elaborated constructions and illustrations.


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Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

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This is evil

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I accidentally bumped into a Red at otakon and promptly apologized. 

I got a “sorry doesn’t do me shit.” in response.



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